“ROYAL SPLASH: Rúben Dias Marries the Princess of a Secret Underwater Kingdom!
In a love story that sounds like it swam straight out of a fairy tale, Manchester City defender Rúben Dias has tied the knot — not with a movie star or model, but with an actual princess from a mysterious realm beneath the ocean waves.”
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ROYAL SPLASH: Rúben Dias Marries the Princess of a Secret Underwater Kingdom!
In a love story that sounds like it swam straight out of a fairy tale, Manchester City defender Rúben Dias has tied the knot — not with a movie star or model, but with an actual princess from a mysterious realm beneath the ocean waves.
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In what might be the most unexpected transfer of loyalty since Poseidon handed over his trident, Manchester City centre-back Rúben Dias has officially married Princess Nerissa of Thalassora — an ancient underwater kingdom long thought to be myth.
The ceremony, held in a shimmering coral palace guarded by dolphin-mounted royal guards, was attended by an eclectic guest list including merfolk dignitaries, singing whales, and a few confused but honored Premier League teammates who were given magical conch shells to breathe underwater.
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Sources close to the couple say the two met during Dias’ offs
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